All gifts are under fifty dollars.
Pretty
1. Lettered Wine Carafe, $48 2. ‘Just Give Me All the Bacon and Eggs You Have’ Print (Ron Swanson from Parks and Recreation), $16 3. Zippy Coasters, $20 for a set of four 4. Tea and Crumpets Apron, adult $32 and Matching Child’s Apron, $24 5. Sunshine Tea Towel, $9 6. Wallpaper Butter Dish, $24 7. Butcher Diagram (Buy 3, get 1 free), $8.50/each
Practical
1. Beaker Glass Pitcher, $5 2. Pre-seasoned Cast Iron Combo Cooker, $35 3. Magic Twisty Whisk, $8 4. OCD Cutting Board, $25 5. Salt Pig, $28 6. Triple Spout Measuring Cup, $7.50 7. Weber Portable Charcoal Grill, $32 8. KitchenAid Immersion Blender, $42, Chopper attachment, $29
Edible
1. Salt Taster, $14 2. McClure’s Spicy Bloody Mary Mix, $12 3. Foie Gras French Kisses, $10 4. Wild Sage Honey, $38 5. Gluten-Free, Exotic Mix-n-Match Chocolates, $37.50 for six 6. Steve’s Original Sampler Kit, $33
Fun
1. Doodles at Breakfast, $9 2. Salmon Cuff Links, $22 3. Jaws of Cooking Oven Mitt, $18 4. Chill Pill Silicone Ice Tray, $9 5. Ah Choo Pepper Mill, $22 6. Oliver Biscotti Appetizer Plate, $3/each 7. Ice Speed Chess Set, $13
Essential to Life
1 & 2. Health-Bent t-shirt, $20
Giveaway
Want a Health-Bent shirt? We’re giving away two. Leave us a comment telling us why you need one. We’ll choose 2 based on: 1.) the funniest and 2.) picked at random, on Monday, November 28 at 12 p.m. EST. You can only comment once. We’ll contact the winner via email. You’ll have 24 hours to respond with your shipping address, which color you’d like and your size, or we’ll be moving on to the next person.
26 Comments
Alex
November 25, 2011 at 1:51 pmBecause I’m first?
Snorkelbuddy
November 25, 2011 at 2:01 pmBecause my customers hate it when I show up naked to work on their computers.
Jo Anna Leuck
November 25, 2011 at 2:19 pmBecause I have the longest personal email address ever.
Martha D
November 25, 2011 at 3:09 pmI’d like a shirt, because when my husband comes inside after foraging for our meal, he usually needs something more than a loin cloth.
madamvonsassypants
November 25, 2011 at 4:15 pmBecause it’d be the perfect finishing touch to an ensemble of pajama pants, rain boots, grimy zip up hoody, no bra, no makeup and bedraggled hair for a night out at the grocery store, buying all the sugary snacks, whole grain-loaded eats and a few healthy choice microwavable meals. The hotness, in short.
kell
November 25, 2011 at 4:19 pmbecause if im wearing one, everyone else will want one too 🙂
Monique
November 25, 2011 at 5:42 pmBecause certain people think it’s punishment from God that I can’t have gluten and that I’m a demon or heathen for giving up grains, legumes, and dairy. It’s great motivation, actually 😀
Joanne D
November 25, 2011 at 6:21 pmBecause I need more FIBER in my diet!
Andrew
November 25, 2011 at 6:30 pmBecause I don’t always eat paleo…but when I do, I eat Health Bent.
tami
November 25, 2011 at 8:43 pmcause i like ur products..
Elizabeth
November 26, 2011 at 10:19 amI NEED one because no one I know has one yet- So it would make me cool. 🙂
Heather
November 26, 2011 at 2:13 pmIs cotton a grain? Because if you can’t eat grains, wear them!
Stephanie
November 26, 2011 at 4:38 pmBecause since coming across your site and the paleo diet, my husband is convinced that it cannot possibly be real. Instead of there being a diet wherein bacon is the hero (his lifelong dream come true) it must be that you two are simply fat,college kids in your parents basement ,NOT 2 buff cross trainers. And instead of working out and brain storming these healthy meals, you are laughing at all the people you’ve got eating bacon and butter, expecting any minute to shed all the hard earned pounds. Cause a “diet” simply cannot be this indulgent.
Alta
November 26, 2011 at 8:20 pmBecause it will match perfectly with bacon pants.
Stephanie Grant
November 26, 2011 at 10:06 pmBecause I’m a Health Nut!
Jill
November 27, 2011 at 1:09 amBecause I’m a cutie-patootie Crossfit fiend who can advertise your amazing site in Seattle (where I live!). Really, it’s a very easy choice after reading this … 🙂
Wayne Lewis
November 27, 2011 at 7:45 amI need one so I can Light A Fire :)…
Shawna
November 27, 2011 at 9:58 amBecause I ate too much awesome paleo Thanksgiving food this weekend and I don’t fit into any of my other shirts anymore…
anne
November 27, 2011 at 3:10 pmBecause, well, I’m awesome. And I have an unhealthy obsession with bacon.
Abby
November 27, 2011 at 5:01 pmBecause I’m a recovering hippie-vegetarian-new-meat-eating-crossfitter who thinks your shirt rawks and would wear it proudly!
Liz
November 28, 2011 at 10:30 amI need one since you’ve already stated it is “essential to life”. I’d like to continue living!
Michelle
November 28, 2011 at 10:44 amI need one so that one day, when I’m wearing it out, perhaps at the gym, perhaps at the grocery store, perhaps at the dentist, somebody will come up to me, with a look of shock on their face, and say “Is that THE Health Bent?! Like, the site by that Keatley couple? The one with the best paleo recipes on the Internet?” And then I’ll say “Yes!!! It’s my favorite recipe site!” And then they’ll say “OMG! Me too!” And then we will grab a coffee over which we discuss our favorite HB recipes and become best Health Bent friends forever. Without the shirt, I will miss out on meeting a soulmate.
(I make it sound romantic, but in reality, it’s like getting a pair of vibrams: it’s all about increasing my paleo cred. Just like wearing t-shirts from my favorite bands to increase my hipster cred.)
Olivia
November 28, 2011 at 11:31 amI need a health-bent t-shirt because I’m currently doing my housework in a neon pink sports bra, sweat pants, and pearl earrings. June Cleaver would be appalled. Need a classy shirt ASAP;)
brandon keatley
November 28, 2011 at 4:16 pmthanks for all the comments everyone. that was fun…we’ll have to do it again soon.
winners have been emailed.
brian jackson
December 14, 2011 at 12:03 pmI’m 2 weeks late, and the only one desperate (idiodic) enough to try and win a t-shirt contest after it’s over?!?
katie graham
October 11, 2012 at 4:55 pmI need this shirt because under all my stomach fat, there is a six pack somewhere, and Health Bent is helping me find them.